“And that is my view about God”

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…my head swimming with abstract shapes. Do I occupy the body of another? Everything is so ponderously heavy, so vague.
Haruki Murakami, Hard-Boiled Wonderland 150 (via allegorys)

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jakeoraptor:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:
This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

he did it for america
for freedom

jakeoraptor:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

he did it for america

for freedom

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scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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nagasakiscryingout:

acehearts-4250:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:







Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…

.-.

nagasakiscryingout:

acehearts-4250:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…

.-.

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For I do not exist: there exist but the thousands of mirrors that reflect me. With every acquaintance I make, the population of phantoms resembling me increases. Somewhere they live, somewhere they multiply. I alone do not exist.
Vladimir Nabokov, The Eye (via anthophile)

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In order to fly, you have to let go of the world you’re hanging on to.
Kurek Ashley (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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